I’ve removed Storage Wars from my TiVO. Last nights episode was the final straw. I’ve watched a good idea a couple of years ago turn into a circus of clowns and talentless camera hogs.
When the show first came out, you could actually learn something about storage unit auctions. There was some good insight and ideas about how and when to bid on a locker. When items were found, and back then there were more quality items, the appraisals and education you got on the items was very helpful.
Sadly though, this once informative show has let success go to it’s head. The UN-funny antics of Barry, the 8th-grade prom dresses Brandi wears, and the always annoying Dave have combined to make this new batch of episodes the television equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
Dave has really let his television time go to his already swelled head. His fleet of trucks and trailers with his name plastered all over them and his constant self-reassurance that he’s number one in his mind points to a very sad, lonely man. His on-the-spot appraisals have become even more laughable since I wrote about them a few posts ago. Last week, I saw him appraising a unit and he pulled out a 1990’s projection television. He stated that it would easily go for $250. Well, at Walmart I can get a 47” LCD TV for just over $300, so why would someone save $50 and buy Dave’s 15 year old POS TV? His prices are so off-kilter with reality that I have to wonder just how he keeps his store open.
I’ve been to California MANY times. I travel to LA and San Diego a few times a year. The people are nice and the energy is fantastic, which makes it hard for me to believe that people there are stupid enough to pay Dave’s bloated prices for used crap. I’m convinced more than ever that he is simply hamming-up his numbers for the sake of the television show. Jarrod and Brandi are more annoying than an Adam Sandler movie marathon, but at least their appraisals are more in line with reality.
The only one I still like on the show is Darrell. He still seems to genuinely go there to get a locker, not just get on TV. Out of the entire cast, he’s probably the only one you could learn something from.